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yourroyalpenis:

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

Aubrey tho

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

mickeyandcompany:

p1kenobi:

jinnora:

why

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did

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they

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cancel

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this

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fucking

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show??

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it was literally gold

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House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.

This post have over 50000 notes. I think we should do a petition to get this show back. No, really, why not?

gauntletspirit:

ghostisreal:

putuksstuff:

ghostisreal:

dialga pls we’re in public

THE GOD OF TIME DOESNT WAIT

HE ALSO SPEAKS IN FULL CAPS AT ALL TIMES

s t o p

TIME STOPS FOR NO ONE.

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

❝ People do not lack strength; they lack will ❞

- By Victor Hugo (I love this via errantric)

queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that